haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves
Slam dunking a YouTube commenter.
Filled me with the same kind of rage I get from talking to my mother.
Felt good to be able to talk back though, so I’m not left to simmer and stew and eventually break down crying, curled up on the kitchen floor.
How bad is it that I wish my mother was a YouTube commenter of all things?
Crying again because I still live with my parents and my mother enjoys talking to me like an asshole would talk to a child.
This is becoming an every day occurrence.
NEW TIP TO DROP 10 POUNDS: pick up a ten pound weight and then drop it
you’re welcome everyone
In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’
the only tea u should drink is
I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.
Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper.
Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).
I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves. The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido).
This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.
that’s…actually very interesting
I’m going to shit